Kate Upton – we get it, you’re gorgeous! Every man on earth wants to bury themselves in our bosom (my brother has even gone as far as doing the motor-boating action along with a hand grab when talking about you), and now you’re the face of the Sam Edelman ad campaign. Therefore, I love you even more!
You’ve also managed to score my favorite pitcher, Justin Verlander. Despite the fact that I once schemed to marry him for the sole reason of forcing him to play for the Yankees, I have no hard feelings. You’re probably a hardcore Tigers fan, being from Michigan and all, and they’re my second favorite baseball team.
Oh, did I mention that I’m from Michigan too?
We’re practically the same person, except you’re gorgeous and blonde and voluptuous and surrounded by flats in the Sam Edelman ad.
I’ve completely digressed from the point of this post (was there even a point?) – so, read Women’s Wear Daily if you actually care about the reason Sam Edelman tapped Kate Upton for the new ad campaign. Or you can just stare at the ad images in wonder and forget what you were doing.
Images via Women’s Wear Daily