Kate Upton Poses for Sam Edelman

Kate Upton – we get it, you’re gorgeous! Every man on earth wants to bury themselves in our bosom (my brother has even gone as far as doing the motor-boating action along with a hand grab when talking about you), and now you’re the face of the Sam Edelman ad campaign. Therefore, I love you even more!

You’ve also managed to score my favorite pitcher, Justin Verlander. Despite the fact that I once schemed to marry him for the sole reason of forcing him to play for the Yankees, I have no hard feelings. You’re probably a hardcore Tigers fan, being from Michigan and all, and they’re my second favorite baseball team.

Oh, did I mention that I’m from Michigan too?

We’re practically the same person, except you’re gorgeous and blonde and voluptuous and surrounded by flats in the Sam Edelman ad.

I’ve completely digressed from the point of this post (was there even a point?) – so, read Women’s Wear Daily if you actually care about the reason Sam Edelman tapped Kate Upton for the new ad campaign. Or you can just stare at the ad images in wonder and forget what you were doing.

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Images via Women’s Wear Daily

About the author

Chelsea is a 24-year-old NYC PR girl, working with two international beauty and fragrance brands. She began musing about the oh-so-(un)glamorous worlds of beauty and fashion in 2006, when she decided to kick the fishes to the curb, and trade in a life of marine biology for one filled with stitches, charmeuse and serums. Prior to working in PR, Chelsea studied at Hofstra University, graduating in 2011 with a B.A in Public Relations. She also interned for prominent women's magazine Ladies' Home Journal, and blogged regularly for its Ladies Lounge Blog.